The man-eating pig

guy 1: so, you making a pig pie?

guy 2: yes.

guy 1: I heard that you can get killed by a pig while making one

guy 2: sure.

guy 1: yeah

(guy 2 walks outside)

guy 2: hm, guess it's night already.

(guy 2 walks on)

guy 2: (hums) walking outside in the night.

(some pig attacks him)

guy 2: ow! ow!

(the pig eats his skin and flesh off)

guy 2: why u do dis?

pig: becuz

pig: ur making pig pies!

DUNDUNDUHHH

(pig eats guy 2 and swallows his remains)

(morning)

guy 1: i thought i told him to (gasp)

(he looks at the pig that ate guy 2)

guy 1: guy 2 didnt mean it, i swear.

(the pig eats off at guy 1)

the pig swallows his remains)

pig: oink.

THE END, QUESTION MARK.